What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:56

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?